Mongoose Teocali Mega

Mongoose Teocali Mega

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Hoofing it around isn’t always easy when you need to cover ground. Unfortunately fuel, and noisy motors may also be a bad idea, attracting unwanted zombie attention, when choosing transportation. A good sturdy mountain bike is always a good idea when you find the trail a little rough around the edges. The Mongoose Teocali Mega isn’t playing around. Its got all kinds of bells, whistles, shocks, and dampeners, to make your ride more pleasant when you’re putting some distance between point A and point Z. Sure it’s a beefy 25 pounds, but you’re not looking for a kid’s bike, are you?


The Sanction Rucksack

The Sanction Rucksack

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The Sanction Rucksack is a sleek, compact weatherproof rucksack, built to military specs. So you can feel secure in all weather conditions, with this stylish pack carrying all your essential (and non-essential) survival gear.

The Sanction also features multiple weatherproof compartments, urethane coated zippers, waterproof materials, and an internal frame sheet. Large zippered pocket can hold all kinds of gear, ammunition and any scavenged materials that you may come across. You can bring almost everything you’ll need… you gotta bring your own awesome, though.


Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

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Super survivalist Bear Grylls has teamed up with Gerber to bring the Ultimate Survival Kit, packed with a ton of goodies that you may need in the zombie infested wilds. Sure Bear hasn’t done an episode about what to look out for with brain chompers are on the prowl yet, but that doesn’t mean you won’t find what you need in this sleek little kit. Only 4.5 by 5 inches, and a very managable 4 and a half ounces in weight. The Ultimate Survival Kit has you covered.


Sig Sauer SIG50

Sig Sauer SIG50

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Sometimes it’s nice to have the ability to bring a zombie down from as far away as possible. The typical rifle generally gives you great range, allowing you to completely remove the sound and smell from the undead shambling hordes as you clear the path through the safety of your scope. Sig Sauer has introduced a new toy for you to play with… The SIG50 Tactical Rifle puts the legendary .50 caliber round into your hands, with a rifle made for serious shooters. Designed with input from former military snipers, the SIG50 is a durable, accurate tactical rifle that delivers robust down range energy. The sheer destructive power of this round will allow you to cut swaths into walls of zombies stumbling toward your position.


Klhip Ultimate Clippers

Klhip Ultimate Clippers

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Just like the difference between ‘surviving’ and ‘surviving in style’, there’s merely ‘grooming’ and there’s ‘grooming in style’. Klhip agrees with their Ultimate Clippers, designed to get the job done right. Every aspect of your zombie survival game, and every bit of gear is aimed at style, so why should you settle for lesser grooming tools? Why not bring Klhip’s creativity and ingenuity to your down time, with the most ergonomically designed clippers. A superior cutting edge, superior design, and superior materials make this thing really shine, while your grooming habits keep up with the rest of your style.


Hands-Free Umbrella

Hands-Free Umbrella

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Sometimes you just look cool walking around in the rain with a bloodied crowbar, bringing down waves of the undead. But when there’s no one around to see you cracking zombie skulls in bullet-time, why bother getting your nice outfit all wet. The Hands-Free Umbrella lets you use weapons, tools, or just read a map without having to fumble around with an umbrella, keeping your outfit nice and dry for your triumphant return to zombie HQ. Sure if someone spots your sporting this thing, you’re probably going to catch some flak, but when that happens…you won’t even notice…You’ll be too busy looking good!


Cold Steel Hand-and-a-Half Sword

Cold Steel Hand-and-a-Half Sword

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Many self-professed zombie survival experts seem to agree that a sword is one of the better weapons to keep on your person when dealing with the undead in hand to hand combat. However, too many of them discount the effectiveness of classic European sword designs. A ZPrepared favorite, Cold Steel has once again caught our eye with the Hand and a Half Sword (also know as a Bastard sword), a highly effective and versatile old school design that has reigned supreme on many a battlefield. This design allows you to easily use one or two hands, and can remove a zombies head and limbs in a single swipe. Plus the point still allows you to effectively stab, utilizing the full length of the weapon. Yeah the Katana is still a cool weapon, but great swords are easily found all over the world.


Exuvius Collar Stay Tool

Exuvius Collar Stay Tool

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You’re doing your best to dress for success out in the Zombie wilderness, and I don’t know about you guys, but I really hate with collar tips roll up, ruining your stylish look. The Exuvius Collar Stay Tool allows you to keep that nicely pressed collar look, and pack a nice little set of tools, hidden away. These beauties allow you to hide a bottle opener, flat and half-phillips screw driver, and a nice little edge for cutting loose threads. Don’t sacrifice your form for function…The most important aspect of the Exuvius, is to allow you to look good when you don’t need all of that other functionality.


Flynano Personal Flying Craft

Flynano Personal Flying Craft

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Ensuring survival in the zombie wastelands requires some wicked mobility. The ability to get a birds-eye view of an area is also vital for helping large groups that don’t have the same benefit of mobility. The Flynano Personal Flying Craft lets you get above it all, and skim the surface, or get some altitude and deliver some useful information about the surrounding area. It’s probably a lot of fun too. This is an all electric modern-day personal flying craft, so you have the benefit of mobility without the chopping growl of a combustion engine, telling all the other zombies where you left your crew behind.


ATAX All Terrain Axe

ATAX All Terrain Axe

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We’ve discussed all types of multi-tools, but this has to be one of the most unique all-purpose survival tools we’ve seen. The ATAX Ultimate Survival Tool is a true “everyman” in the world of multi-tools. With some basic survival skills, this beast can be an axe, knife, skinner, fire bow bearing, wire cutter, range finder, field level, clock and more. Attach it to a sturdy handle, and it’s the most versatile axe you’ve ever seen. Not to mention, it can do a number on some zombie skulls. It’s almost absurd what this thing can be used for.