Bushnell Fusion 1600 ARC

Bushnell Fusion 1600 ARC

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A major key to successfully surviving a salvage mission into an unknown quadrant is information gathering. If you don’t know enough about an area, its good to have a powerful set of eyes, like the Bushnell Fusion 1600 ARC Rangefinder Binoculars. Ranging function from 10 to 1600 yards, this beauty also has Bow and Rifle modes to help you true horizontal distance, and bullet drop/holdover, so if you’ve got to take a shot while your scouting, you can stack the odds of a zombie kill shot into your favor.


SOS Sunglasses – Slider

SOS Sunglasses – Slider

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I think it’s been too long since we’ve talked about something to protect your eyes. Vision is such a critical sense, so you’ve got to do whatever it takes to protect it in the tough zombie filled wastelands. SOS (Survival Optic Sunglasses) Slider Sunglasses do a great job of keeping your peepers in the game. Polarized Lenses block out reflected glare from both Water and Pavement making them ideal for all day wear. DuraLiteā„¢ Polycarbonate lenses are lightweight and provide UV protection. TCO Smokeā„¢ lenses won’t distort colors and offer you True Color vision with optical clarity. Flow through venting keeps you cool, and the security strap helps you make sure you don’t lose them when things get turbulent. Spot the zombies, before they smell you.


Long Military-Style BDU Shorts

Long Military-Style BDU Shorts

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Again, Summer is upon us, and while I don’t always think its a good idea to wear shorts (I mean, I still wear jeans, even in the hotter months…never can be too careful), if you do choose to sport them, at least you can pull on some Long BDU Military Shorts. Wind resistant, quick drying and breathable, these shorts have plenty of pockets to carry additional survival gear, and look somewhat stylish on the move. While your legs are still exposed, at least the inseams are cut longer on these to provide a bit of protection against some zombie splash damage when you’re swinging your machete at their necks.


Solar Panel Backpack

Solar Panel Backpack

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Beautiful, stylish and very useful for anyone wandering around in search of supplies. It’s just too dangerous to go out at night anyway, so you may as well harness the power of the sun in more than one way. The Ralph Lauren Solar Panel Backpack allows you to keep any small electronic devices that you many need, charged up. The last thing you want to worry about with zombies on the prowl, is that low battery icon flashing in your face, taunting you. Water-resistant, and stylish, this will serve you well when its your turn to track down other survivors and supplies.


The Sanction Rucksack

The Sanction Rucksack

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The Sanction Rucksack is a sleek, compact weatherproof rucksack, built to military specs. So you can feel secure in all weather conditions, with this stylish pack carrying all your essential (and non-essential) survival gear.

The Sanction also features multiple weatherproof compartments, urethane coated zippers, waterproof materials, and an internal frame sheet. Large zippered pocket can hold all kinds of gear, ammunition and any scavenged materials that you may come across. You can bring almost everything you’ll need… you gotta bring your own awesome, though.


Hands-Free Umbrella

Hands-Free Umbrella

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Sometimes you just look cool walking around in the rain with a bloodied crowbar, bringing down waves of the undead. But when there’s no one around to see you cracking zombie skulls in bullet-time, why bother getting your nice outfit all wet. The Hands-Free Umbrella lets you use weapons, tools, or just read a map without having to fumble around with an umbrella, keeping your outfit nice and dry for your triumphant return to zombie HQ. Sure if someone spots your sporting this thing, you’re probably going to catch some flak, but when that happens…you won’t even notice…You’ll be too busy looking good!


Exuvius Collar Stay Tool

Exuvius Collar Stay Tool

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You’re doing your best to dress for success out in the Zombie wilderness, and I don’t know about you guys, but I really hate with collar tips roll up, ruining your stylish look. The Exuvius Collar Stay Tool allows you to keep that nicely pressed collar look, and pack a nice little set of tools, hidden away. These beauties allow you to hide a bottle opener, flat and half-phillips screw driver, and a nice little edge for cutting loose threads. Don’t sacrifice your form for function…The most important aspect of the Exuvius, is to allow you to look good when you don’t need all of that other functionality.


Orvis Ultimate Travel Jacket

Orvis Ultimate Travel Jacket

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You’ve only got two hands, and one of them is holding a cigarette, right? Well then the Orvis Ultimate Travel Jacket is going to be your new assistant. Removable sleeves and hood make this ideal for most zombie survival climates, so you can look good all year round. This monster has 27 pockets (5 on the inside!), allowing you to carry mp3 players, keys, eyewear, water bottles, spare ammunition, and even books to keep you occupied while you scan the horizon for zombies. Also, almost as if Orvis had this in mind, the fasteners and hardware are all corrosion resistant, so you don’t have to worry about a little gore keeping you from zipping up when the winds start whipping.


Kahtoola MICROspikes

Kahtoola MICROspikes

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With winter upon us, chances are, you’ve got some stylish gear to keep you warm already, but you haven’t really thought about mobility on ice. It’s pretty silly to ask you to get a funky looking pair of ice-ready shoes that won’t match your outfit, so Kahtoola is here to help out with their MICROspikes traction system, a nice compact set of spikes that you can slip on over your hot gear, so you can maintain your balance while looking sporty. Don’t let icy patches limit your exploration, escape routes, or sense of fashion.


T-Shirt Bordello

T-Shirt Bordello

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We found a few items that we discussed earlier from TShirtBordello.com, so I think we should point out something that focuses on looking good while you’re out there crushing zombie skulls. There are quite a few fun and clever designs (zombie-related and just plain geek-friendly) that you can stock up on, so you don’t have to run around sporting the same joke garment as yesterday. While I’m generally sporting a helpful shirt reminding everyone of Rule #2, It’s always nice to have the option to represent Al Bundy with a Polk High jersey while going all “Psycho Dad” on the zeds as well. Of course relaxing with a nice cup’o'joe afterwards with a cool but ironic “I heart zombies” mug is always nice too.