X Bionic Performance Apparel

X Bionic Performance Apparel

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Survival during the Zpocalypse is a constant battle, where the smallest error could very possibly result in your demise.  X Bionic, featuring proprietary materials and construction developed by leading European textile scientists, is here to help.  X Bionic’s 3D-Sphere System technology regulates your body’s core temperature (in both hot and cold weather) allowing you to survive at your maximum potential.

“I already have a moisture wicking shirt,” you say?  Well X Bionic punches your wicking fabric in the face!  Added compression to specific areas on the body ensures optimum circulation and insulation when you’re fighting back waves of the walking dead.

In addition to underwear, X Bionic also offers a wide range of outer wear specifically tailored for peak performance in various endeavors.  Battling flesh-eating zombies is hard enough.  No need to struggle against fatigue and harsh climates on top of it.


Tactical Corsets

Tactical Corsets

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Many of you female survivalists out there have been wondering, ” What’s a girl to wear when fighting off hordes of the Undead without throwing all fashion out the barricaded window?”  Well ladies here’s the answer , the Tactical Corset! Fully equipped with everything from Kevlar strength materials to modular webbing. Custom options like pistol pouch and attached unfolding full size backpack assure you’ll be fully prepared for anything. Obviously there’s no time to cinch and lace the corsets of yesteryear , this comes with a high speed low drag zipper. As an added bonus also includes an adorable pouch for either your lipstick, or a last security bullet. I would highly recommend layering with a leather jacket during close combat for fail proof bite protection.  This sexy and functional little number will have you cracking spinal columns from the outbreak to the apocalypse!


Oakley S.I. ASSAULT BOOT™ 8 INCH

Oakley S.I. ASSAULT BOOT™ 8 INCH

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Just because your footwear is functional doesn’t mean it has to be ugly. These civi boots are commercial version of the boots Oakley developed jointly with U.S. Military. Due to their Direction lug geometry, they offer good wet/dry traction on just about any terrain. They also feature soft temper for silent movement when trying to sneak past rouge Zombies when needed. All this with an athletically inspired design for unencumbered performance and agility.

They’re available in both Back and Tan and come in 8″, 6″ and standard shoe heights.