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Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter

Baehr Manley — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 21:33:03 +0000

It’s always a good idea to know how to make fire anywhere, or to bring some other fire-making tools, but that doesn’t mean you should never pack a lighter for when you need a quick flame with minimal fuss. The Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter lets you make any hasty campsite a comfortable and safe one, without having to burn those precious calories you need to survive when fighting for fleeing zombies.

Catalyzer coil provides a powerful flame that can withstand 70 – 80 mile per hour winds; lighter burns a clean, hot flame at 2,000°F
Reliable piezoelectric ignition system delivers over 30,000 ignitions
Adjustable gas flow allows usage at varying elevations
O-ring seals keep water out when the cap is closed; stainless-steel wire flips down to ensure cap stays closed

Picnic Time Buccaneer Grill

Baehr Manley — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 20:18:37 +0000

I’m sure there are a lot of crazy folk that actually enjoy MREs, Spam, or some other survival food that most are already sick of while walking the zombie wilds. Hunting and fishing are excellent ways to change up the pace when it comes to meal time, so you’re gonna want a Picnic Time Buccaneer Grill when the time comes to sear the meat (and I suppose veggies) to perfection. If you’re going to spend the time to track down your prey, you may as well make sure its prepared to the best of your ability.

Humidibreeze Portable Misting Fan

Baehr Manley — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:32:48 +0000

The Summer months are upon us, and its not easy dealing with the hot weather. When you’re chilling out keeping an eye on the horizon for a group of zombies trying to beat the heat, its nice to know that the Humidibreeze portable misting fan can keep you comfortable during your shift. Keeps you cool, and even moisturizes the air around you, so you don’t have to worry about that dry Vegas air wearing you down. Plus, it only uses 70 watts per hour. That’s less than a 100 watt light bulb, so even if you have this thing hooked up to a battery or generator, it’s not gonna drain the power, even on the hottest of days.

HiLift Multi-Purpose Tool

Baehr Manley — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:48:27 +0000

Carrying a single Multi-Purpose tool is great when you need something that’s easy to carry, and can accomplish most tasks, but some jobs just require a full-size tool. The HiLift Multi-Purpose Tool Kit lets you carry several full-size tools, without having to deal with the unwieldy bulk, letting you swap out tool heads to do the current job at hand. It sports a tough telescoping handle that can collapse to fit into a heavy duty bag, for easy transporting.

The Crovel

Baehr Manley — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 18:16:34 +0000

One thing that zombie survivalists love talking about, its that one “go to” tool/weapon of choice when the living dead start feasting on flesh. Most tend to lean towards the crowbar as the ultimate, considering it’s super tough, versatile and really puts some dents in undead skulls. Well the Crovel (Crowbar + Shovel) has brought a new player into the classic debate. This beauty is made to put in some serious work. a multi-role monster, the Crovel can fill in for a crowbar, shovel, machete, saw, cleaver, grapple hook and line, and even a portable chair.

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

Baehr Manley — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:23:47 +0000

Super survivalist Bear Grylls has teamed up with Gerber to bring the Ultimate Survival Kit, packed with a ton of goodies that you may need in the zombie infested wilds. Sure Bear hasn’t done an episode about what to look out for with brain chompers are on the prowl yet, but that doesn’t mean you won’t find what you need in this sleek little kit. Only 4.5 by 5 inches, and a very managable 4 and a half ounces in weight. The Ultimate Survival Kit has you covered.

Klhip Ultimate Clippers

Baehr Manley — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:15:08 +0000

Just like the difference between ‘surviving’ and ‘surviving in style’, there’s merely ‘grooming’ and there’s ‘grooming in style’. Klhip agrees with their Ultimate Clippers, designed to get the job done right. Every aspect of your zombie survival game, and every bit of gear is aimed at style, so why should you settle for lesser grooming tools? Why not bring Klhip’s creativity and ingenuity to your down time, with the most ergonomically designed clippers. A superior cutting edge, superior design, and superior materials make this thing really shine, while your grooming habits keep up with the rest of your style.

ATAX All Terrain Axe

Baehr Manley — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 12:12:29 +0000

We’ve discussed all types of multi-tools, but this has to be one of the most unique all-purpose survival tools we’ve seen. The ATAX Ultimate Survival Tool is a true “everyman” in the world of multi-tools. With some basic survival skills, this beast can be an axe, knife, skinner, fire bow bearing, wire cutter, range finder, field level, clock and more. Attach it to a sturdy handle, and it’s the most versatile axe you’ve ever seen. Not to mention, it can do a number on some zombie skulls. It’s almost absurd what this thing can be used for.

Titanium Pocket Tool

Baehr Manley — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 22:00:02 +0000

Even though you’ve got a lot of tools back at the camp, they don’t really help out when you’re on the field and find yourself in need of a wrench. The PocketToolX Titanium Pocket Tool should fill that need nicely, however. With and hidden pen knife blade, and a 1/4 inch Hex bit screwdriver (Phillips and flat head), this bad boy can pull off all kinds of jobs, including bottle opening and wire stripping. Sporting a quarter inch machined titanium body, this little puppy slips right into your pocket, so it’s always handy when you’re out scavenging the wastelands, and find that perfect piece of “scrap” to help fortify your zombie HQ.

All Steel Super Penertration Shovel

Baehr Manley — Tue, 31 May 2011 10:35:05 +0000

Digging in the day and age of the zombie apocalypse isn’t just about burying the dead. Now you’ve got all kinds of reasons, like shelter, defensive fortification, rescue, and scavenging. You can’t waste time and energy chipping away at hard surfaces with a blunted shovel, which is why any smart survivor is slinging the all-steel Super-Penetration Shovel. it cuts through hard, compacted soils, like soft rotted flesh. Not to mention, punching through the faceplate of the walking dead.