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Zombie Fit

Baehr Manley — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:52:58 +0000

Having all the hot gear is one thing…Being able to use them when the time comes is another thing completely. If you can’t move, you won’t survive. Zombie Fit is a group that believes you need “Functional Fitness” to survival. What is functional fitness? Zombie Fit defines it like this: “We think it is the ability to perform any given task, at anytime, quickly and efficiently. Functional fitness and situational awareness are necessary skills that are lacking in today’s society. ZombieFit hopes to change that.”

Mixing Calisthenics, Parkour and Strength Training, Zombie Fit will make sure you’ve always got the moves when it comes to surviving Z-Day. There’s also the added benefit of appearing very fit and capable, so no one is going to view you as the weak link when the hordes come shambling up.

Jack Black Mr. Fix It Wound Rescue

Baehr Manley — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:22:05 +0000

No guts no glory? Problem is, zombie guts equal bad news, so no glory is the best way to survive, if you don’t want to get taken out by some random infection from a cut or scrape after clearing a mob of shamblers. Jack Black Mr. Fixit Anti-Microbial Wound Rescue utilizes the benefits of silver to quickly heal wounds, scrapes, cuts, burns and abrasions. This quick-absorbing, petrolatum-free healer has been shown to inhibit the growth of MRSA, Escherichia coli and staphylococcus aureus, along with other germs and bacteria that often thrive in heavily infested zombie communities.

Also, since it utilizes the “benefits of silver”, you’re also covered in case the whole threat of supernatural infectious diseases moves on to more nocturnal, fanged variety. Keep a bottle of Mr. Fix It on hand, and make sure you check and treat even the most minor of scrapes after every major scuffle, ’cause the last thing you want to be is that guy that brings the whole compound down with fear and paranoia…Or even worse, the munchies when you’re craving flesh.

Hornady Lock-N-Load AP

Baehr Manley — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:15:41 +0000

Let’s face the facts, there are more zombies than bullets in your ammo dump. The ability to drop a zed from 25 yards is a luxury out in the field, and you don’t want to have resort to swinging that sledge hammer to clear the path, just because it’s been a while since you’ve come across an ammunition stash. If you’re doing plenty of double tapping, just be sure to collect your brass and make some time in the evenings at your Hornady Lock-N-Load AP and find your inner peace while reloading your own ammunition. The Lock-N-Load AP featuresmany “quick change” options allowing you to change from .223 to .45 in minutes. This reloading press gives you the ability to reload up to 500 rounds an hour. That’s plenty of ammo for a simple supply run.

Fast, reliable, versatile and just plain cool, any survival camp needs one of these if you plan on keeping your [protective] clothes clean when wave after wave of shambling pests storm the fort. Your trigger-happy friends will thank you.

Blackhawk U.K. M.O.E. Entry Kit

Baehr Manley — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:15:29 +0000

Survival when dealing with larger hordes of zombies in heavily infested areas is all about mobility. If you find yourself required to move through urban areas and need to get in and out of buildings fast to stay on the move then you need to make sure you’ve got the Blackhawk UK M.O.E. Entry Kit strapped to your back. Even if you just need a quick easy way into a building to grab supplies and get out, this pack will fulfill your needs. This bad boy comes standard with the Super Boltmaster for making short work of locks and fences, the CQB Ram for bringing the door down, and the Hallagan Tool for break and rake window entry. All of these tools are non-sparking and non-conductive to 100,000 volts AC, so no need to worry about accidentally setting off any spilled fuel, or killing yourself by hitting an exposed wire. Safety is the key here when you’re busting into ruins for supplies.

Expedition Professional Medical Kit

Baehr Manley — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:45:07 +0000

Survival is hard enough when you’re worried about shelter, supplies and self defense. Add on the complication of treating injuries and survival really starts to be a problem. You don’t want something as simple as an untreated minor injury coming back to bite you in the but like a short zombie that snuck up on you. The Expedition Professional Medical Kit comes PACKED with all the first aid supplies you need to prevent any loss of life, and risk of the return of unlife because one of your crew stepped on a rusty nail. Good for groups up to 15 people, the Expedition has whatever you need for your extended survival needs.

Perky Jerky

Hudson Steele — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:38:28 +0000

You’ve been up for hours fighting hordes of the Undead. Tired and hungry, all you need is a quick pick me up before jumping back into the fray. That’s when you reach into your survival pack and tear open a pack of Perky Jerky from Think Geek. This wonderful creation combines our love of both Jerky, the ultimate Zombie Survival food, and Caffeine, the lifeblood of the modern man. Waste no time prepping your meal or boiling the water for a quick cup of Joe, these handy packets offer just what you need when time is crucial. Each pack contains two 1oz. servings of delicious Jerky with a whopping 150 mg of precious caffeine.

Absolut 100

Hudson Steele — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:40:14 +0000

When it comes to our stockpiles we like all our goods to multi-task. Most people don’t realize this, but Vodka can be used for a multitude of different things that could be handy in a post Z-apocalyptic society. Keep your razors and blades sharp; it can do that. Personal hygiene? Vodka can be used as an astringent, shampoo, and even mouthwash. It’s even a medicine cabinet in a bottle; offering remedies for aches and pains, ear aches, blisters, infections, toothaches, and even fevers.
That’s why ZPrepared suggests keeping plenty of Absolut 100 on hand. Made with only all natural ingredients, this 100 proof Vodka is a Zombie survivalists Swiss Army knife in a handsome black bottle. When all else fails, just put the bottle to you lips and enjoy it’s distinct spicy notes, smooth taste, and velvety texture. Just remember to drink in moderation, just because your stumbling around like a zombie doesn’t mean they won’t be out to get you.

Zombie – Awake the Dead Energy Drink

Hudson Steele — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:21:43 +0000

We have a saying here at ZPrepared, actually we have several, “Keep your blades sharp and keep your mind sharper!” Scrambling for you life for days on end can take a toll on your body, and your brains. In order to keep your wits about you during crucial moments it’s important to be able to give your mind a quick boost, especially considering sleep is a rare commodity in a Post Z-apocalypse world.
That’s why as a quick pick-me-up we suggest having an ample supply of Energy Drinks on hand. But being Zombie survivalist, not just any Energy Drink will do. The Zombie Awake the Dead Energy Drink is the perfect answer when fatigue is not an option. These compact 8.4 ounce cans are easily portable and pack plenty of caffeine to keep you going when the going gets tough.

SL Pro Series Utility Knife

Baehr Manley — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:31:17 +0000

Sometimes little details that make your life easier can give you that much needed morale boost out in the wild. The SL Pro Series for Outdoors has plenty of those little details to make you feel more prepared without having to carry a crazy amount of gear. This handy little “system” has a 50/50 serrated blade and a variety of inserts to choose from, including a magnetic light, a diamond sharpener and a fire starter (I’m talking about the fire steel, not the pyrokinetic Drew Barrymore). With this handy tool, you’ve got a blade, a bright LED light, a loud emergency signal whistle, and whatever attachment you decide to slap in there.

US Military Tritium Lensatic Compass

Baehr Manley — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:26:07 +0000

That handy little compass on the back of your Rambo knife is a neat toy to have when impressing the chicks, but when you really need to find your way, you really should be packing the Lensatic Tritium Compass. This is one tough cookie, capable of operating in temperatures ranging from 50 below to 150 plus (hot enough for ya?). A tritium light source allows you to see your bearing, even in total darkness. So even if you’re tucked in a hollow tree stump, hiding from zombies, you can plan your heading before stepping out in the open.