Klhip Ultimate Clippers

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Just like the difference between ‘surviving’ and ‘surviving in style’, there’s merely ‘grooming’ and there’s ‘grooming in style’. Klhip agrees with their Ultimate Clippers, designed to get the job done right. Every aspect of your zombie survival game, and every bit of gear is aimed at style, so why should you settle for lesser grooming tools? Why not bring Klhip’s creativity and ingenuity to your down time, with the most ergonomically designed clippers. A superior cutting edge, superior design, and superior materials make this thing really shine, while your grooming habits keep up with the rest of your style.

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Esquad Jeans

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Sadly, we spend a lot of time at Zprepared debating the best way to keep your legs protected during the Zombie Apocalypse. Tactical Pants; with all the pockets, just offer the Z’s more to grab hold of. Regular jeans; good but limit movement and don’t offer much protection. Leather pants; let’s just say they’re not really a good choice unless you’re a member of the Village People. What we’re looking for a tough, streamlined pant that can take a beating without limiting your movement.
That’s where the Esquad Jeans come in. Originally designed for high speed motorcyclists, these jeans are quite possibly the toughest things you’ll ever wear over your legs. They make those 501′s look like they’re made of tissue paper. In addition to being tough as nails, additional armor has been stitched into the hips, butt, and knees for extra protection. When on the move you should always keep an eye out for crawlers, but with these things on you’ll be a lot safer.

Just in case you had any doubts on how tough these bad boys are, here’s a picture of the jeans holding up a Hummer:

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L’Occitane Aromachologie Crystal Deodorant Stone

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It might be considered manly for a guy’s pits to smell worse than the Undead, but on a women it’s definitely No Bueno. The last thing you’re going to think about when scavenging for food and supplies is picking up another stick of Degree. That’s why we suggest picking up a Aromachologie Crystal Deodorant Stone from L’Occitane. The Crystal lasts than a stick of standard Deodorant and can be used on both the underarms and feet. All you have to do is wet, then apply it; the potassium alum mineral salts do the rest to regulate perspiration and control odor. While the rest of the world is living in a pit stained hell, you’ll be coming up roses.

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SheLaq

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Just because the dead walk the earth and life is a living hell, doesn’t mean you have to look like it. You need makeup thats durable, and you’re probably not gonna have access to a Sephora to replenish your supply. So thank the people at Benefit for Shelaq the magic makeup sealant. Staying true to its namesake, it makes any makeup extremely long lasting and completely waterproof :

eyeliner
mascara
foundation
eyeshadow
lipgloss

Im assuming that by waterproof it also means blood proof, but we haven’t gotten around to testing that theory yet. With SheLaqs amazing staying power to combat those dreaded raccoon eyes and running mascara, there’s no way you’ll be mistaken for one of the Undead.

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True Brew Gold Complete Home Brew Equipment Kit

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At the end of a day filled with Zombie killing and scavenging, nothing beats sitting back with a tall glass of ice cold beer. Unfortunately, we can’t help you with cold part, but we can help you with the beer part. At the start of the apocalypse, most liquor stores will probably be picked cleaner than a Thanksgiving turkey. That’s why it’s good to have a way to brew your own beer from the comfort of your Zombie-proof base.

The True Brew Gold Complete Home Brew Equipment Kit comes with everything you need to make your own post Z-Day brew. From instructions, to equipment, to ingredients, this baby has it all. While the rest of the survivors are fighting over that last can of Coors Lite, you’ll be kicking back with your own, homemade, micro-brew of Zombie Genuine Draft.

The True Brew Handbook
7.8 Gallon Primary Fermenting Bucket with Drilled and Grommeted Lid. This bucket also comes with a spigot so that it can be used as a bottling bucket.
6 Gallon Glass Carboy
5 Gallon Stainless Steel Kettle with Lid
The True Brew Bottle Filler
Fermometer Adhesive Fermentation Thermometer
True Brew Rack & Fill Kit
Hydrometer
Red Emily Double Lever Capper
Bottle Brush
Carboy Brush
24″ Food Grade Plastic Spoon
3 Piece Airlock
C-Brite Sanitizer 8-pack
And Your Choice of These True Brew Ingredient Kits which includes all the ingredients and bottling cap

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Damascus Buffalo Straight Razor

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That Grizzly Adams you’re sporting may make you look tough, but all it does is add more things for a Zombie to get a grip on. Scavenging for replacement blades for your quattro is waste of precious time and energy, and anyone who has ever tried to shave with a hunting knife knows you have a better chance ending up looking more like Freddy Krueger than getting a decent shave.

That’s why we suggest using a straight razor for all your Z apocalypse shaving needs. The Damascus Buffalo Straight Razor from Boker is forged with over 300 layers of high quality carbon steel; that’s almost double any other straight razor. This ensures an unprecedented sharpness for a close, clean shave. The carbon steel is incredibly strong, ensuring that it won’t chip or break on you. The handle is made from premium Buffalo Horn, imported from France that will last a lifetime of shaves and still look cool. We also suggesting picking up a leather strop so it doesn’t go dull on you.

BONUS: Your role in repopulating the earth will be much easier if you’re the only guy who doesn’t resemble Bigfoot.

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