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Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter

Baehr Manley — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 21:33:03 +0000

It’s always a good idea to know how to make fire anywhere, or to bring some other fire-making tools, but that doesn’t mean you should never pack a lighter for when you need a quick flame with minimal fuss. The Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter lets you make any hasty campsite a comfortable and safe one, without having to burn those precious calories you need to survive when fighting for fleeing zombies.

Catalyzer coil provides a powerful flame that can withstand 70 – 80 mile per hour winds; lighter burns a clean, hot flame at 2,000°F
Reliable piezoelectric ignition system delivers over 30,000 ignitions
Adjustable gas flow allows usage at varying elevations
O-ring seals keep water out when the cap is closed; stainless-steel wire flips down to ensure cap stays closed

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

Baehr Manley — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:23:47 +0000

Super survivalist Bear Grylls has teamed up with Gerber to bring the Ultimate Survival Kit, packed with a ton of goodies that you may need in the zombie infested wilds. Sure Bear hasn’t done an episode about what to look out for with brain chompers are on the prowl yet, but that doesn’t mean you won’t find what you need in this sleek little kit. Only 4.5 by 5 inches, and a very managable 4 and a half ounces in weight. The Ultimate Survival Kit has you covered.

Zombie Barricade Tape

Baehr Manley — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:13:07 +0000

We’ve covered warning signage when it comes to marking dangerous areas, but sometimes you need something quick and temporary, while you’re on the go. The fine folks at TshirtBordello.com have it covered with their Zombie Barricade Tape. It’s one thing to mark an entire building, or field with permanent signs, but as you’re clearing out areas, you can quickly block off areas to warn your friends as you’re moving room to room, clearing dead heads out of abandoned buildings. The last thing you need is part of your crew wandering into a dangerous situation because you didn’t have anything on hand to quickly mark the doorway as you step away to prepare for clearing.

Jack Black Mr. Fix It Wound Rescue

Baehr Manley — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:22:05 +0000

No guts no glory? Problem is, zombie guts equal bad news, so no glory is the best way to survive, if you don’t want to get taken out by some random infection from a cut or scrape after clearing a mob of shamblers. Jack Black Mr. Fixit Anti-Microbial Wound Rescue utilizes the benefits of silver to quickly heal wounds, scrapes, cuts, burns and abrasions. This quick-absorbing, petrolatum-free healer has been shown to inhibit the growth of MRSA, Escherichia coli and staphylococcus aureus, along with other germs and bacteria that often thrive in heavily infested zombie communities.

Also, since it utilizes the “benefits of silver”, you’re also covered in case the whole threat of supernatural infectious diseases moves on to more nocturnal, fanged variety. Keep a bottle of Mr. Fix It on hand, and make sure you check and treat even the most minor of scrapes after every major scuffle, ’cause the last thing you want to be is that guy that brings the whole compound down with fear and paranoia…Or even worse, the munchies when you’re craving flesh.

Expedition Professional Medical Kit

Baehr Manley — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:45:07 +0000

Survival is hard enough when you’re worried about shelter, supplies and self defense. Add on the complication of treating injuries and survival really starts to be a problem. You don’t want something as simple as an untreated minor injury coming back to bite you in the but like a short zombie that snuck up on you. The Expedition Professional Medical Kit comes PACKED with all the first aid supplies you need to prevent any loss of life, and risk of the return of unlife because one of your crew stepped on a rusty nail. Good for groups up to 15 people, the Expedition has whatever you need for your extended survival needs.

Perky Jerky

Hudson Steele — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:38:28 +0000

You’ve been up for hours fighting hordes of the Undead. Tired and hungry, all you need is a quick pick me up before jumping back into the fray. That’s when you reach into your survival pack and tear open a pack of Perky Jerky from Think Geek. This wonderful creation combines our love of both Jerky, the ultimate Zombie Survival food, and Caffeine, the lifeblood of the modern man. Waste no time prepping your meal or boiling the water for a quick cup of Joe, these handy packets offer just what you need when time is crucial. Each pack contains two 1oz. servings of delicious Jerky with a whopping 150 mg of precious caffeine.

Absolut 100

Hudson Steele — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:40:14 +0000

When it comes to our stockpiles we like all our goods to multi-task. Most people don’t realize this, but Vodka can be used for a multitude of different things that could be handy in a post Z-apocalyptic society. Keep your razors and blades sharp; it can do that. Personal hygiene? Vodka can be used as an astringent, shampoo, and even mouthwash. It’s even a medicine cabinet in a bottle; offering remedies for aches and pains, ear aches, blisters, infections, toothaches, and even fevers.
That’s why ZPrepared suggests keeping plenty of Absolut 100 on hand. Made with only all natural ingredients, this 100 proof Vodka is a Zombie survivalists Swiss Army knife in a handsome black bottle. When all else fails, just put the bottle to you lips and enjoy it’s distinct spicy notes, smooth taste, and velvety texture. Just remember to drink in moderation, just because your stumbling around like a zombie doesn’t mean they won’t be out to get you.

Zombie – Awake the Dead Energy Drink

Hudson Steele — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:21:43 +0000

We have a saying here at ZPrepared, actually we have several, “Keep your blades sharp and keep your mind sharper!” Scrambling for you life for days on end can take a toll on your body, and your brains. In order to keep your wits about you during crucial moments it’s important to be able to give your mind a quick boost, especially considering sleep is a rare commodity in a Post Z-apocalypse world.
That’s why as a quick pick-me-up we suggest having an ample supply of Energy Drinks on hand. But being Zombie survivalist, not just any Energy Drink will do. The Zombie Awake the Dead Energy Drink is the perfect answer when fatigue is not an option. These compact 8.4 ounce cans are easily portable and pack plenty of caffeine to keep you going when the going gets tough.

Starbucks VIA™ Ready Brew

Hudson Steele — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:04:03 +0000

If you’re anything like us at Zprepared, facing a regular day without a decent cup of coffee is unbearable. Add scavenging for supplies and battling Hordes of the Undead to you daily to do list, and life without your first cup ‘o joe really will be Hell. Most instant brands taste like crap and there’s a good chance the Starbucks at the corner is not going to be re-opening anytime soon.
That’s why we suggest you pick up several packs of Starbucks VIA Ready Brew before the Zhit hits the fan. Unlike regular instant coffee, these things actually taste like the real deal. They also come in ready to use, single serving packs so they’re perfect for when you’re on the go; just add hot water.
A quick piece of advice: Learn to enjoy your coffee Black now, as cream and sugar will probably become pretty scarce and it’s not worth lugging around the extras.

Cheeseburger in a Can

Hudson Steele — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:22:00 +0000

At Zprepared we love our canned foods. Unfortunately, eating String Beans an Chicken Noodle Soup meal after meal gets old pretty fast. After a few months of the same old same old, nothing sounds better than biting into a big juicy Cheeseburger, but chances are you’re not going to be able to pull into your local drive-thru to get you fix.

That’s why we suggest picking up a few cases of Cheeseburger in a Can from Trek’n Eat. Just throw this sucker into some hot water for a few minutes, pop that can, and enjoy. It has a shelf life of about 12 months and there’s no need to refrigerate. Now all we need is some Fries in a pouch, and Milkshake in a bottle and we’re good to go.