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I know this is meant to be funny, but to us it’s downright scary. The last thing we Zsurvivalist need are more Zed-Heads running around with confidence and drive. It was bad enough when they were shambling around all day bitching and groaning for ‘Braaaiiiins’.
Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
While I’m reasonably sure we shouldn’t be too worried, the Onion (America’s finest news source) has brought this to our attention. The biggest threat to us anti-zombie folk is the fact that zombie Regan is the leading candidate to make a run against Obama in 2012. There’s no doubt that he’ll have a pro-zombie stance, so we’ve really got to rally against his run (or shamble) for the White House. with any luck, he’ll either become uncontrollable, and have to be put down, or he’ll deteriorate beyond a reasonable level of “likability” and will have no choice but to drop out, or hurt the party in the long run.
Sitting around waiting for the Zombpocalypse isn’t always a fun and productive way of passing the time. The good folks at Valve know this very well, so they brought another installment of their excellent zombie survival trainer, Left 4 Dead 2. Co-op zombie slayer action brings new friends, new weapons and a new setting to your training sessions. 20 new weapons, including more than 10 melee weapons gives you more tools to practice with in the virtual ZApocalypse. The new AI Director 2.0 will ensure that you never grow complacent with your training sessions, keeping you on your toes in the digital world, so you don’t find your self falling back on your heels in the real world. Grab three friends that you would like to have in your real world survival group, fire up your game platform of choice, and send the relentless undead hordes to their final resting place.
They have attacked Roman armies. The French Foreign Legion. Even prehistoric man. The undead have been a threat to humankind for millennia, and the living must always fight to survive.
They’re coming. And they’re hungry.
Max Brooks, the man who wrote the book on Zombie survival, is at it again with some help from illustrator Ibraim Roberson. This time he’s giving us a Zombie history lesson in “gruesomely illustrated graphic novel form”.
A must have for all ZSurvivalist and fans of the genre alike, The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks is perfect reading for those who don’t like the idea of history repeating itself.
Things are going to start ramping up around here, and with the ZGirls photoshoot done and almost ready to release, we had to test the waters with some gallery additions to make the whole process quick and easy to implement. So we gathered a series of Zombie-themed artwork from various ZPrepared contributors. Check out more from the various artists at JaguarWong.DeviantArt.com and AteBitNinja.DeviantArt.com.
But in the meantime, check out the Zombie Art Gallery.
Zombieland comes out this weekend! It’s a Zombie Survival Simulation Documentary starring Woody Harrelson, Jess Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, and even features Bill Murray as himself. It’s directed by relative newcomer Ruben Fleischer but the trailers look interesting. Bring a note pad and pencil; you never know what helpful information you might get.
The very first ZGirls photo shoot has wrapped up! Once the site is expanded to include the gallery, we’ll start uploading some photos for everyone to see but here’s a sneak peak at what’s coming.
A BIG THANKS to everyone involved in the shoot, lent a hand, modeled, helped out, etc. We got some great photos and I hope everyone is excited as I am to see them up on the site. Keep checking the site, we’ll be updating with more news as the ZGirls section gets closer to completion.
It’s hard enough surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, being a geek on top of that really makes fitting in with the small pockets of civilization more difficult. It’s nice to know that when zeds run amok, even one of our favorite worlds, the Star Wars universe (well except Hudson…he’s a hater), is not immune to the undead plague.
“When the Imperial prison barge Purge–temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels, and thieves–breaks down in a distant, uninhabited part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting, derelict, and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back–bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine.
“And death is only the beginning. “
Two big items of news coming from Zprepared.com today! First off, this is our 100th Post so thanks to all our readers for your support and contributors for the hard work. Second, our site is expanding! We are introducing the Zgirls; a photo section featuring Hot Girls and Zombies. Featured in this teaser shot is our resident Zgirl Nakita Ferarri. In addition to Nakita, there will be other beauties in the line up as well. Keep checking the site as more information develops.
We thinks it’s best to ZPrepare your kids as early as possible, without scarring them for life. It looks like the people at Kellog’s have the same idea with this surreal commercial that brings awareness to the situation, without giving them nightmares. It almost makes me want to stock up on Pop’s before the Apocalypse, but I don’t think they’d be really that useful.
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