I know this is meant to be funny, but to us it’s downright scary. The last thing we Zsurvivalist need are more Zed-Heads running around with confidence and drive. It was bad enough when they were shambling around all day bitching and groaning for ‘Braaaiiiins’.

While I’m reasonably sure we shouldn’t be too worried, the Onion (America’s finest news source) has brought this to our attention. The biggest threat to us anti-zombie folk is the fact that zombie Regan is the leading candidate to make a run against Obama in 2012. There’s no doubt that he’ll have a pro-zombie stance, so we’ve really got to rally against his run (or shamble) for the White House. with any luck, he’ll either become uncontrollable, and have to be put down, or he’ll deteriorate beyond a reasonable level of “likability” and will have no choice but to drop out, or hurt the party in the long run.

Zombieland comes out this weekend! It’s a Zombie Survival Simulation Documentary starring Woody Harrelson, Jess Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, and even features Bill Murray as himself. It’s directed by relative newcomer Ruben Fleischer but the trailers look interesting. Bring a note pad and pencil; you never know what helpful information you might get.

We thinks it’s best to ZPrepare your kids as early as possible, without scarring them for life. It looks like the people at Kellog’s have the same idea with this surreal commercial that brings awareness to the situation, without giving them nightmares. It almost makes me want to stock up on Pop’s before the Apocalypse, but I don’t think they’d be really that useful.

You never know what kind of Zombies the Apocalypse will throw at you. They could be fast, intelligent, indestructible, or even (as this video shows) gay. Of all the possibilities, this one seems the least daunting.

Part of being Zprepared includes having as much information is possible. We suggest you watch this training video by Commoncraft and take notes as possible. It’s a couple of years old but the information is still valid.

I know this is something Baehr Manley does with his kids every weekend, but most parents aren’t really thinking about how to prepare their children for an outbreak. This video does a great job highlighting how important it is to have a plan and the ability to execute it in critical moments. Even though the their plan fell apart in the middle, the little boy does a great job compensating. I’m sure next time it happens, they’ll be prepared.

For those who haven’t heard, the greatest Undead Dancer of all time has pass away today.  If we at Zprepared.com have learned anything from this great musician, it’s that one way to subdue a Zombie mob is thru Pop Music.

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So they’re trying to pass this off as some type of “game” or tech demo, but the folks at the Georia Tech Augmented Environments Lab and the Savannah College of Art and Design- Atlanta have really created pure Undead survivalist gold.  Everyone knows at one point during a the apocalypse, there’s going to be a need to shoot Zombies from a helicopter to save helpless civilians:  this may be the only chance to practice hovering at 500 feet, picking off brain munchers that you’ll get besides experiencing the actual thing.  When your group ask “Has anyone every tried a daring survivor helicopter rescue?” you can proudly raise your hand and volunteer.