Buried discreetly beneath the depths of an abandoned Motel 6, a place already swarming with other diseases of rotten nefarious descriptions. Near the  vicinity of old Washington D.C. is the place where your possible salvation along with the salvation of the rest of the world may lie. In this place are men dedicated to the extraction of the most important of digital collections, your porn.

Now that the market is flooded with nothing but zombie on zombie, and interhuman zombie movies these men hold the very key to getting back your most precious of precious after your hard drives have been zapped out of commission while running from the unholy dead. And god forbid lying there next to your porn collection on a hard drive more dead than your asshole neighbor Bob.. (fucking Bob!).. is the formula for the cure.. thats right.. the cure for the disease! After years of research and  painstaking trial and error you’ve found it! Just to have it all taken away by the walking corpse of that fucking goober Bob! Who you came home to find one day endlessly googling the term “brains”, “asian brains” , and “two girls one cup.” Who knew Zombies were still computer savvy in their afterlife?  Regardless of that surprising discovery a scuffle ensued, a mess was made, and now your stuck with the shattered remnants of a cheaply made, Chinese assembled laptop computer! The one with all your unfinished poems, grade A porn and most importantly the cure…. And despite all previous warnings and despite the fact that it held the most important cure in possibly all of man kind’s history; you didn’t make a friggin’ backup!

Well fear not my friend because as long as you can manage to get your drive to the hard working boys at www.getbackmyporn.com you’ll get that cure back…or at the very least you’ll have back your entertainment for those lonely Saturday nights in the zombie bunker.