No guts no glory? Problem is, zombie guts equal bad news, so no glory is the best way to survive, if you don’t want to get taken out by some random infection from a cut or scrape after clearing a mob of shamblers. Jack Black Mr. Fixit Anti-Microbial Wound Rescue utilizes the benefits of silver to quickly heal wounds, scrapes, cuts, burns and abrasions. This quick-absorbing, petrolatum-free healer has been shown to inhibit the growth of MRSA, Escherichia coli and staphylococcus aureus, along with other germs and bacteria that often thrive in heavily infested zombie communities.

Also, since it utilizes the “benefits of silver”, you’re also covered in case the whole threat of supernatural infectious diseases moves on to more nocturnal, fanged variety. Keep a bottle of Mr. Fix It on hand, and make sure you check and treat even the most minor of scrapes after every major scuffle, ’cause the last thing you want to be is that guy that brings the whole compound down with fear and paranoia…Or even worse, the munchies when you’re craving flesh.