You’ve only got two hands, and one of them is holding a cigarette, right? Well then the Orvis Ultimate Travel Jacket is going to be your new assistant. Removable sleeves and hood make this ideal for most zombie survival climates, so you can look good all year round. This monster has 27 pockets (5 on the inside!), allowing you to carry mp3 players, keys, eyewear, water bottles, spare ammunition, and even books to keep you occupied while you scan the horizon for zombies. Also, almost as if Orvis had this in mind, the fasteners and hardware are all corrosion resistant, so you don’t have to worry about a little gore keeping you from zipping up when the winds start whipping.