I know what you’re thinking. ‘Does that bike have 9 gears, or only 7?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Smith & Wesson Tactical, the most rugged bicycle in the world, and would get you anywhere you need to go, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I know what you’re thinking, and no, this post wasn’t mislabeled; Smith & Wesson does make bicycles. Built specifically for use by law enforcement, security and emergency response teams, this bike is an ideal mode of transport in an Undead world. Rugged, reliable, and versitile, this Bad Boy can get you no 4-wheeler can, without the use of fossil fuels.