Spam Singles

Spam Singles

Scavanged by Hudson Steele

Of all the 50 states, Hawaii and Alaska probably have it best for a Zombie Apocalypse. Alaska has cold weather, plenty of oil and is surrounded by treacherous mountains. Hawaii is secluded by thousands of miles of ocean, a plethora of natural resources, and an affinity for Spam. This wonder meat has an amazing shelf life, requires no cooking, and tastes great with just about anything. Now it’s gotten even better. Now available in single serving pouches, these are perfect when you’re going solo or on the move; no more worrying about lugging around bulky cans or polishing off more than you can handle. If I could only find some decent instant eggs and rice, all my meals would be taken care of.

It’s available in both classic and turkey for the more health conscious.

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