Two-Handed Kukri Machete

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I’m sure anyone that visits this site regularly will see very clearly that we’re fans of Cold Steel products. Not that we have any affiliation with them…we just feel that they really know their stuff when it comes to the sharp toys we tend to gravitate towards when we’re looking for a solid bladed instrument. The Cold Steel Two-Handed Kukri machete is no exception. A solid blend of a kukri blade’s power and versatility and the reach of an axe, this monster gives you plenty of chopping power. The blade shape has amazing cutting ability, a solid point capable of easily penetrating some of the thinner areas of a zombie’s skull, and the handle lets you position your hands in a way to properly leverage your body weight when swinging it around. An all around fantastic piece of steel that any serious zombie apocalypse survivor should think about packing.

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Best Made Axe

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Nothing splits a Zed Head’s skull like a well made Axe. Sure, you can trust your life to a machine built one you picked up at Home Depot, but at ZPrepared we like our weapons to have a bit more flare.
The Best Made Axe Co. hand makes each and every Axe to order. Each one features a hand painted and polished 30″ hickory helve with a 3.5 lb fine grain steel bit. This type of craftsmanship and care doesn’t come cheap, the price ranges from $250 to $500 bucks. Just don’t come complaining to us when the cheapo axe you picked up cracks under the pressure.

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Cold Steel Emperor Series Swords

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The problem with most “off the shelf” and mail order swords is that they’re made to look at, not actually use. They’re usually poorly made, unbalanced, and never meant to be swung much less cut anything.
Cold Steel Emperor Swords are made not only to look pretty, but also slice and dice with the best of ‘em. A fully sharpened 1055 carbon steel blade, heat treated to a spring temper, then hand polished to a mirror shine ensures a clean cut every time. The details are immaculate; only traditional materials are used for the fittings. Keep that Katana you bought at the flea-market on the shelf where it belongs and keep one of these at your side.

I could go on and on about this great Zombie killing tool, but there’s not much I can say that this video doesn’t:

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Damascus Buffalo Straight Razor

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That Grizzly Adams you’re sporting may make you look tough, but all it does is add more things for a Zombie to get a grip on. Scavenging for replacement blades for your quattro is waste of precious time and energy, and anyone who has ever tried to shave with a hunting knife knows you have a better chance ending up looking more like Freddy Krueger than getting a decent shave.

That’s why we suggest using a straight razor for all your Z apocalypse shaving needs. The Damascus Buffalo Straight Razor from Boker is forged with over 300 layers of high quality carbon steel; that’s almost double any other straight razor. This ensures an unprecedented sharpness for a close, clean shave. The carbon steel is incredibly strong, ensuring that it won’t chip or break on you. The handle is made from premium Buffalo Horn, imported from France that will last a lifetime of shaves and still look cool. We also suggesting picking up a leather strop so it doesn’t go dull on you.

BONUS: Your role in repopulating the earth will be much easier if you’re the only guy who doesn’t resemble Bigfoot.

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