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You’ve been up for hours fighting hordes of the Undead. Tired and hungry, all you need is a quick pick me up before jumping back into the fray. That’s when you reach into your survival pack and tear open a pack of Perky Jerky from Think Geek. This wonderful creation combines our love of both Jerky, the ultimate Zombie Survival food, and Caffeine, the lifeblood of the modern man. Waste no time prepping your meal or boiling the water for a quick cup of Joe, these handy packets offer just what you need when time is crucial. Each pack contains two 1oz. servings of delicious Jerky with a whopping 150 mg of precious caffeine.
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When it comes to our stockpiles we like all our goods to multi-task. Most people don’t realize this, but Vodka can be used for a multitude of different things that could be handy in a post Z-apocalyptic society. Keep your razors and blades sharp; it can do that. Personal hygiene? Vodka can be used as an astringent, shampoo, and even mouthwash. It’s even a medicine cabinet in a bottle; offering remedies for aches and pains, ear aches, blisters, infections, toothaches, and even fevers.
That’s why ZPrepared suggests keeping plenty of Absolut 100 on hand. Made with only all natural ingredients, this 100 proof Vodka is a Zombie survivalists Swiss Army knife in a handsome black bottle. When all else fails, just put the bottle to you lips and enjoy it’s distinct spicy notes, smooth taste, and velvety texture. Just remember to drink in moderation, just because your stumbling around like a zombie doesn’t mean they won’t be out to get you.
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If you’re anything like us at Zprepared, facing a regular day without a decent cup of coffee is unbearable. Add scavenging for supplies and battling Hordes of the Undead to you daily to do list, and life without your first cup ‘o joe really will be Hell. Most instant brands taste like crap and there’s a good chance the Starbucks at the corner is not going to be re-opening anytime soon.
That’s why we suggest you pick up several packs of Starbucks VIA Ready Brew before the Zhit hits the fan. Unlike regular instant coffee, these things actually taste like the real deal. They also come in ready to use, single serving packs so they’re perfect for when you’re on the go; just add hot water.
A quick piece of advice: Learn to enjoy your coffee Black now, as cream and sugar will probably become pretty scarce and it’s not worth lugging around the extras.
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It might be considered manly for a guy’s pits to smell worse than the Undead, but on a women it’s definitely No Bueno. The last thing you’re going to think about when scavenging for food and supplies is picking up another stick of Degree. That’s why we suggest picking up a Aromachologie Crystal Deodorant Stone from L’Occitane. The Crystal lasts than a stick of standard Deodorant and can be used on both the underarms and feet. All you have to do is wet, then apply it; the potassium alum mineral salts do the rest to regulate perspiration and control odor. While the rest of the world is living in a pit stained hell, you’ll be coming up roses.
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One of the things that can help during the Zombie Apocalypse is a giant sack of steel. We can’t help you with that, but we can point you in the direction getting giant Steelsaks from Hefty. These super strong, super thick bags are the Cadillac of trash bags. They have a plethora of uses beyond just collecting trash; anything from weatherproofing, rain gear, loot gathering, catching rainwater, etc. Their compact size and multiple uses make them great travel companions. Sure, finding trash bags along the way might not be so difficult, but if you’re going to prepare yourself, you might as well prepare yourself with the best.
Each box contains twenty, 30 gallon bags so my might want to grab a few.
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At the end of a day filled with Zombie killing and scavenging, nothing beats sitting back with a tall glass of ice cold beer. Unfortunately, we can’t help you with cold part, but we can help you with the beer part. At the start of the apocalypse, most liquor stores will probably be picked cleaner than a Thanksgiving turkey. That’s why it’s good to have a way to brew your own beer from the comfort of your Zombie-proof base.
The True Brew Gold Complete Home Brew Equipment Kit comes with everything you need to make your own post Z-Day brew. From instructions, to equipment, to ingredients, this baby has it all. While the rest of the survivors are fighting over that last can of Coors Lite, you’ll be kicking back with your own, homemade, micro-brew of Zombie Genuine Draft.
- The True Brew Handbook
- 7.8 Gallon Primary Fermenting Bucket with Drilled and Grommeted Lid. This bucket also comes with a spigot so that it can be used as a bottling bucket.
- 6 Gallon Glass Carboy
- 5 Gallon Stainless Steel Kettle with Lid
- The True Brew Bottle Filler
- Fermometer Adhesive Fermentation Thermometer
- True Brew Rack & Fill Kit
- Hydrometer
- Red Emily Double Lever Capper
- Bottle Brush
- Carboy Brush
- 24″ Food Grade Plastic Spoon
- 3 Piece Airlock
- C-Brite Sanitizer 8-pack
- And Your Choice of These True Brew Ingredient Kits which includes all the ingredients and bottling cap
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Of all the 50 states, Hawaii and Alaska probably have it best for a Zombie Apocalypse. Alaska has cold weather, plenty of oil and is surrounded by treacherous mountains. Hawaii is secluded by thousands of miles of ocean, a plethora of natural resources, and an affinity for Spam. This wonder meat has an amazing shelf life, requires no cooking, and tastes great with just about anything. Now it’s gotten even better. Now available in single serving pouches, these are perfect when you’re going solo or on the move; no more worrying about lugging around bulky cans or polishing off more than you can handle. If I could only find some decent instant eggs and rice, all my meals would be taken care of.
It’s available in both classic and turkey for the more health conscious.
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Fire has always been man’s most powerful tool against the harsh world around us. At first cultivated, now mastered, fire keeps us warm during the winters, cooks our food, and gives us light against the darkness. Nowadays most people can only start a fire with a book of matches and a can of gasoline. In comes the American Made Fire Starter. This essential tool is small, light, and requires no fuel other than some dry tinder to get a blaze going. Oh yeah, it also functions wet or dry so no having to worry about soggy matches. Are Zombies afraid of fire? Nope. Should I use it as a weapon against the Undead? Probably not a good idea. But lets face it, without fire, you might as well be better off dead, or Undead.
