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You’ve been up for hours fighting hordes of the Undead. Tired and hungry, all you need is a quick pick me up before jumping back into the fray. That’s when you reach into your survival pack and tear open a pack of Perky Jerky from Think Geek. This wonderful creation combines our love of both Jerky, the ultimate Zombie Survival food, and Caffeine, the lifeblood of the modern man. Waste no time prepping your meal or boiling the water for a quick cup of Joe, these handy packets offer just what you need when time is crucial. Each pack contains two 1oz. servings of delicious Jerky with a whopping 150 mg of precious caffeine.
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At Zprepared we love our canned foods. Unfortunately, eating String Beans an Chicken Noodle Soup meal after meal gets old pretty fast. After a few months of the same old same old, nothing sounds better than biting into a big juicy Cheeseburger, but chances are you’re not going to be able to pull into your local drive-thru to get you fix.
That’s why we suggest picking up a few cases of Cheeseburger in a Can from Trek’n Eat. Just throw this sucker into some hot water for a few minutes, pop that can, and enjoy. It has a shelf life of about 12 months and there’s no need to refrigerate. Now all we need is some Fries in a pouch, and Milkshake in a bottle and we’re good to go.
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There are so many things that are right with Tactical Bacon I don’t even know where to start. It’s Bacon, comes in a can, requires no preparation, has a ten year shelf life, and it’s Bacon in a frickin’ can! Even the folks at Think Geek who are selling this product know its Zombie Apocalypse potential. Each can comes with 54 strips of delicious bacon so there’s plenty to go around, or you can just choose to be a selfish jerk and keep it all to yourself.
There’s no telling how long it’s going to be available so pick up a few cans NOW!
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If I’ve learned anything from watching Family Guy, it’s that the Twinkie is the ultimate survival food. Even though their shelf life is greatly exaggerated, 25 days rather than years as some people claim, that doesn’t mean they’re not useful. Any food that is compact, high in sugar, and doesn’t taste like cardboard could be a lifesaver when trips to the grocery store are out of the question. After a few days of eating ration bars and backpacking food, you’ll understand. I like to keep a box in my pantry, just in case. Just don’t expect to open a year old box and dive in without getting sick afterwards.
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When you’re on the go, there’s not always going to be enough time to break for a meal, and lugging around enough food can take up precious space in your pack. That’s why when you’re on the move to a new area, or spending the day scavenging for supplies, we suggest bringing along a good meal bar to keep you energized and alert.
The Mayday Emergency Food Ration contains a whopping 3600 calories per bar, and is high in all recommended vitamins. It can be stored in up to 146 degrees and requires no preparation; just open and eat. If rationed properly, this sucker can last for 3 days but you’re probably going to end up polishing it off in 2, especially if you’re mobile. When it comes down to a choice of living off the Mayday Bar, or succumbing to the Undead and un-living off brains, I’d choose the Mayday Bar any day of the week.
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Of all the 50 states, Hawaii and Alaska probably have it best for a Zombie Apocalypse. Alaska has cold weather, plenty of oil and is surrounded by treacherous mountains. Hawaii is secluded by thousands of miles of ocean, a plethora of natural resources, and an affinity for Spam. This wonder meat has an amazing shelf life, requires no cooking, and tastes great with just about anything. Now it’s gotten even better. Now available in single serving pouches, these are perfect when you’re going solo or on the move; no more worrying about lugging around bulky cans or polishing off more than you can handle. If I could only find some decent instant eggs and rice, all my meals would be taken care of.
It’s available in both classic and turkey for the more health conscious.
