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Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter

Baehr Manley — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 21:33:03 +0000

It’s always a good idea to know how to make fire anywhere, or to bring some other fire-making tools, but that doesn’t mean you should never pack a lighter for when you need a quick flame with minimal fuss. The Windmill Delta Stormproof Lighter lets you make any hasty campsite a comfortable and safe one, without having to burn those precious calories you need to survive when fighting for fleeing zombies.

Catalyzer coil provides a powerful flame that can withstand 70 – 80 mile per hour winds; lighter burns a clean, hot flame at 2,000°F
Reliable piezoelectric ignition system delivers over 30,000 ignitions
Adjustable gas flow allows usage at varying elevations
O-ring seals keep water out when the cap is closed; stainless-steel wire flips down to ensure cap stays closed

The Crovel

Baehr Manley — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 18:16:34 +0000

One thing that zombie survivalists love talking about, its that one “go to” tool/weapon of choice when the living dead start feasting on flesh. Most tend to lean towards the crowbar as the ultimate, considering it’s super tough, versatile and really puts some dents in undead skulls. Well the Crovel (Crowbar + Shovel) has brought a new player into the classic debate. This beauty is made to put in some serious work. a multi-role monster, the Crovel can fill in for a crowbar, shovel, machete, saw, cleaver, grapple hook and line, and even a portable chair.

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

Baehr Manley — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:23:47 +0000

Super survivalist Bear Grylls has teamed up with Gerber to bring the Ultimate Survival Kit, packed with a ton of goodies that you may need in the zombie infested wilds. Sure Bear hasn’t done an episode about what to look out for with brain chompers are on the prowl yet, but that doesn’t mean you won’t find what you need in this sleek little kit. Only 4.5 by 5 inches, and a very managable 4 and a half ounces in weight. The Ultimate Survival Kit has you covered.

The Zombie Combat Manual

Baehr Manley — Tue, 31 May 2011 13:04:42 +0000

We post all kinds of various tools, weapons and other goodies that can be used to fight the undead, but this time it’s all about how to “play” with the toys. Roger Ma’s Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead has a ton of useful information on all aspects of battling the undead. Packed full of survival accounts, weapon type reviews, and even chapters covering various physical builds, including their strengths and weaknesses when you’re mixing it up with zombies. You would be a fool to pass this up!

This book could very well change the way you choose your weapons, and really force you to think of the pros and cons, before grabbing any item off the hardware shelf racks. Just remember, don’t let the practicality of this book hurt your style.

Will You survive a Zombie Apocalypse Flowchart

Hudson Steele — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 16:55:10 +0000

Video Games have taught us a lot about surviving a Zombie Apocalype. From Zombies Ate My Neighbors to the Resident Evil series, gamers have been trained over and over in the tools of the trade when it comes to putting down Zed-Heads. That’s why it’s no surprise that a Video Game website has some good insight on whether or not you’re prepared to survive ZDay. Study the flowchart, and make sure you’re ZPrepared for all the possible scenarios.

Perky Jerky

Hudson Steele — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:38:28 +0000

You’ve been up for hours fighting hordes of the Undead. Tired and hungry, all you need is a quick pick me up before jumping back into the fray. That’s when you reach into your survival pack and tear open a pack of Perky Jerky from Think Geek. This wonderful creation combines our love of both Jerky, the ultimate Zombie Survival food, and Caffeine, the lifeblood of the modern man. Waste no time prepping your meal or boiling the water for a quick cup of Joe, these handy packets offer just what you need when time is crucial. Each pack contains two 1oz. servings of delicious Jerky with a whopping 150 mg of precious caffeine.

Absolut 100

Hudson Steele — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:40:14 +0000

When it comes to our stockpiles we like all our goods to multi-task. Most people don’t realize this, but Vodka can be used for a multitude of different things that could be handy in a post Z-apocalyptic society. Keep your razors and blades sharp; it can do that. Personal hygiene? Vodka can be used as an astringent, shampoo, and even mouthwash. It’s even a medicine cabinet in a bottle; offering remedies for aches and pains, ear aches, blisters, infections, toothaches, and even fevers.
That’s why ZPrepared suggests keeping plenty of Absolut 100 on hand. Made with only all natural ingredients, this 100 proof Vodka is a Zombie survivalists Swiss Army knife in a handsome black bottle. When all else fails, just put the bottle to you lips and enjoy it’s distinct spicy notes, smooth taste, and velvety texture. Just remember to drink in moderation, just because your stumbling around like a zombie doesn’t mean they won’t be out to get you.

Best Made Axe

Hudson Steele — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:12:24 +0000

Nothing splits a Zed Head’s skull like a well made Axe. Sure, you can trust your life to a machine built one you picked up at Home Depot, but at ZPrepared we like our weapons to have a bit more flare.
The Best Made Axe Co. hand makes each and every Axe to order. Each one features a hand painted and polished 30″ hickory helve with a 3.5 lb fine grain steel bit. This type of craftsmanship and care doesn’t come cheap, the price ranges from $250 to $500 bucks. Just don’t come complaining to us when the cheapo axe you picked up cracks under the pressure.

Surgeon Rifles: Custom Actions, Tactical Rifles, Accessories

Hudson Steele — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:49:28 +0000

There’s two ways to get the name “Doctor” in for the Zombie Apocalypse: The first being an actual doctor with an actual degree, the second is being a Master Surgeon with complete mastery of the Scalpel. When I say Master Surgeon, I mean a dead-shot with any rifle from Surgeon Rifles and when I say Scalpel, I mean their custom Tactical Rifle that bears that name.
Surgeon Rifles carries a wide range of fully customizable, long range rifles for those who’s idea of fun doesn’t include getting up close an personal with the Undead. Just find some high ground, stock up some extra Ammo and pick ‘em off one by one.

Zombie – Awake the Dead Energy Drink

Hudson Steele — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:21:43 +0000

We have a saying here at ZPrepared, actually we have several, “Keep your blades sharp and keep your mind sharper!” Scrambling for you life for days on end can take a toll on your body, and your brains. In order to keep your wits about you during crucial moments it’s important to be able to give your mind a quick boost, especially considering sleep is a rare commodity in a Post Z-apocalypse world.
That’s why as a quick pick-me-up we suggest having an ample supply of Energy Drinks on hand. But being Zombie survivalist, not just any Energy Drink will do. The Zombie Awake the Dead Energy Drink is the perfect answer when fatigue is not an option. These compact 8.4 ounce cans are easily portable and pack plenty of caffeine to keep you going when the going gets tough.