Husqvarna 3120 XP Chainsaw

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What!? All this time bringing you great products to survive the Z Apocalypse, and we’ve never talked about chainsaws?! Well that’s something we aim to remedy right now. It’s relatively well known that a good chainsaw is handy in a heavy, close-quarters zombie situation, so we’re not going to bother with the rest…we’re only bringing you the best. The Husqvarna 3120 XP is the meanest, biggest, most rugged bad boy you can swing when you’re seriously caught in a crowd of zeds.

Designed to pull chains on the longest bars Husqvarna has to offer, up to 6 feet! That’s plenty of clearing surface when you’ve got to mow down some serious reanimated corpses. I mean we’re talking limbs, heads, and even the toughest of torsos, plus you don’t have to worry about getting stuck in trees, poles or walls. The Smart Start, LowVib and other ergonomic features makes this heavy duty z killer easy to operate.

I suppose you could use it to clear trees too…

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Ka-Bar Becker TacTool

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Alright maybe zombies won’t be intimidated by your mean looking Ka-Bar Becker TacTool, but it’s definitely mean looking enough to give you a boost of confidence when facing down a couple of shufflers and crawlers. This “utility tool” is a great piece of hardware to pack when you’re moving through rough terrain or even urban sprawls.

Great for prying, smashing, hammering, cutting, slicing/dicing, caveman grunting and posturing, and more. Doors, windows, 550 cord and undead skulls are no match for the Becker TacTool. You don’t want to find out the hard way that our utility tool of choice has some serious limitations when you’re on the move in Thriller country.

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DuraMax Flo n’ Go

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The steps people usually follow when trying to siphon gas go like this: stick hose into tank, suck on hose until gas starts to flow, swallow some gas, induce vomiting, go blind. None of these steps are particularly helpful when Z’s are lurking at every corner, especially the blindness part.
When you’re on the move and your gas runs low you’re probably going to need something to help you fill up and chances are your nearest Shell Station is not going to be too helpful. The DuraMax Flo n’ Go acts as a fuel container that can both fill and syphon your tank. It features a 14 gallon fuel container with the patented Flo n’ Go Siphon Pump, to make sure you get every last drop of gas without the need for running back and forth. We’d suggest filling it up as a backup tank before you hit the road, and checking abandoned cars along the way where it’s safe.

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Gerber Gun Cleaning Kit

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Gun maintenance is a vital part of surviving post Z-day: The last thing you need when you’re facing off against a group of Z’s is your firearm misfiring or jamming. That’s why you’re gonna need a good, portable kit to make sure all of your gun cleaning needs are met.
Gerber Gear has teamed up with the folks at Otis Technology to create the ultimate firearms maintenance kit. Included in this portable pouch are all the goodies to keep your Glock in perfect running condition. In addition to the standard fair, Gerber’s Multi-Plier 600 in non-reflective black and an Ultra Infinity flashlight with red a L.E.D. bulb are added for good measure. A clean gun makes for a dead Zombie.

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The Original Woodman’s Pal

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The machete with the power of an axe, this mean machine has been clearing brush since the 1940′s. this well balanced useful tool does a fine job of allowing you to make your way through rural and wilderness areas while looking for safety, survivors and supplies. The bonus is having a solid well build tool also capable of making short work of zombie extremities. If you find a yourself caught in a zombie’s “cold dead hands” you don’t have to worry about prying yourself out, when you can just take the whole limb off in one swing.

Skulls, wrists, knees, necks, There’s nothing that the Woodman’s Pal can’t handle when you’re out there trying to survive another night surrounded by tree and zombie limbs.

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JacPac® Nailer/Stapler Kit

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After a particularly tough night pushing zombies back from your home base, it’s sometimes necessary to fortify your perimeter. Exhaustion from all night fighting isn’t an excuse to put it off, because you don’t know if the next wave is on the way. The JacPac Pneumatic nailer/stapler gives you the convenience to quickly nail some boards in place and get your fence back up quickly, or strengthen your barricades. Powered by a refillable CO2 canister that you can wear on your hip, the nailer will allow you to move around quickly to the parts of your perimeter that need your attention the most.

JacPac® “nailed it” with this puppy.

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TiBAR16 Titanium Utility Bar

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Hammers are great tools for both fortifying and destroying. They can be used to strengthen doors and windows, with the help of some 2x4s and nails, and no Undead skull can withstand a sharp blow the the cranium. Unfortunately, most hammers tend to be too short and fragile for our liking, with their 12″ reach and wooden handle.
That’s why we’re always on the lookout for a good Hammer for the Z Apocalypse. The TiBar16 Titanium Utility Bar from Stiletto tools is perfect for all your Undead needs. It has a longer reach than most conventional Hammers, 16″, so you don’t have to worry about the Zed-Heads getting too close. It’s one piece Titanium construction alleviates the worry of having the head fly off when in tense situations. Weighing about 2 lbs., it won’t slow you down when you’re on the go. Aside from it’s milled steel replaceable striking face, it also features a nifty claw and nail puller, which I’m sure you’ll find plenty of uses for.

NOTE: Yelling “You Can’t Touch This!”, as you embed it into a Zombie’s skull might be funny the first few times, but it gets old quick.

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Gerber E-Tool

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Not your average entrenching tool, the Gerber E-Tool brings some more useful features to the game. With a forged steel head and glass-filled nylon handle, this thing is tough enough to get the job done. The E-Tool has a serrated edge, and a cast pick attachment for making short work of roots, tough terrain, zombie limbs and stubborn zed skulls. it folds up into a nice compact 9 1/4 x 6 inch package for ease of carry. Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAN YOOOUUU DIG IT?!

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Leatherman Crunch Multitool

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When you’re running around salvaging gear, repairing equipment, or taking things apart, we here at Zprepared feel that you need a good multitool to reduce the amount of actual bulky tools that you may need to carry. I don’t know how many of you have tried to use standard pliers to remove stubborn nuts and bolts, but the Leatherman Crunch makes sure you don’t have to suffer through that again. This beast includes a set of freakin’ vice grips. Now you can grip stubborn hex heads like a zombie grabbing baggy clothing or a sweet flowing mullet. 13 tools total (you’re going to find your standard set of leatherman features) but c’mon, you’re only looking at this because of the vice grips. They’re vice grips, son! Get a grip (I’m sorry I had to throw that pun in there).

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Firemaxx 14-in-1 Tool

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Axe? Got it. Hammer? You bet. Windshield cutter? no problem. Spanner wrench, gas shut-off, forcible entry, battery disconnector, hood remover…? Er sure why not. The Firemaxx tool has been providing many uses to fire fighters, but in the zombie infested wastelands that you’re (hopefully) preparing for, this bad boy will give you plenty of bang for your buck. Salvage, search and rescue, self defense/zombie skull busting, it’s got something to help with a multitude of post apocalyptic tasks. This beast measures in at 26 inches and tips the scales at 7.5lbs. Also available in 22 inch.

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