Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

While I’m reasonably sure we shouldn’t be too worried, the Onion (America’s finest news source) has brought this to our attention. The biggest threat to us anti-zombie folk is the fact that zombie Regan is the leading candidate to make a run against Obama in 2012. There’s no doubt that he’ll have a pro-zombie stance, so we’ve really got to rally against his run (or shamble) for the White House. with any luck, he’ll either become uncontrollable, and have to be put down, or he’ll deteriorate beyond a reasonable level of “likability” and will have no choice but to drop out, or hurt the party in the long run.